I do not have an excerpt to put here with the funny. I instead leave you with this wisdom. Don’t Suck.
Laon – Read it Now.
Dance in the Vampire Bund – Even if you receive it as a present, burn the book and piss on the ashes.
Intro – Moi Lolita by Alizze from Europe Mother F#*k@r
Outro – Tip Toe Waltz by Yoko Kanno from Wolf’s Rain