Hey, is anyone here holden? Holden? Anyone? Ah, there you are. Mister Thurgood Q. Holden. I have a delivery for you if you’ll just sign here. And initial here. Then please write the date, month and day is fine, next to it. Yes, it’s June. I know. Halfway over and I can’t hardly believe it. Still feels like it was just the other day it was the new millennium.
What we have today is We Own the Night. The Joaquin Phoenix and Mark Wahlberg movie about cops in the eighties. Joaquin is a nigh club owner and Wahlberg is the cop brother. They’re trying to bust Russians bringing in cocaine. Because eighties. Joaquin gets con. Ced to sort of help implicate a russo-mafia man. Being as he’s a bit of a wired idiot, this goes about as swimmingly as you might expect.
Weltall has Blacklight. Liam Neeson is Travis Block. His main antagonist? Phillip Smallcock. Smallcock is out to suck his dick with a vengeance because this is the future liberals want. Really makes you think huh? Or maybe he’s a former agent of some kind and he has to deal with his past. Luckily he has the assistance of jump cuts.
Tim has Highway to Hell(1991). It’s a somber warning about what happens when you try to elope with your girlfriend in a illegally borrowed pizza delivery Pinto. Your fiance to be gets kidnapped by a cop demon covered in scarification to be taken to hell as a bride of Satan. So you have to find an old coot who lends you his classic car, a sawed off shotgun, and a box of special shells. Then you go into hell and get he back.