After Dark Episode 3: Two Dollar Hookers Suck

To our delightful listeners we give you: an shiny new episode! This time we bring you a harem of beautiful vampire sisters and a really confusing plot. Ryo is happy because of the vampires, but Blonde is a sad panda because there were no blondes to be banged in the church.

Listen in and enjoy.


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After Dark Episode 2: One Eyed Trouser Slinky

Here we are again friends. Our first date went so well we’re coming back for more. Blonde and I are here to serve up another dose of sexy fun fun time with this week’s hentai: Darling. It’s got everything you could want: sexy dom role-play, masks, and ero ero maids, stacked on top of a steaming pile of scary 80s hairstyles. Mmmmm Delicious!

Listen in to find out a better way to use that trumpet on: AP After Dark~


Intro: Just One Dance by Caro Emerald

Outro: Imitation by Satoru Kosaki from Nisemonogatari

Hentai: Darling

Ryo: Yada

Blonde: Bangin’

After Dark Episode 1: Sensei Says Suck It

Behold! Ryo and community member turned host, Innocuous Blonde are here to bring you something new, something fresh, something…X rated? That’s right kitty cats this Anime Pulse After Dark! We’re here to fill your dreams with tentacle monsters and school girls.We kick things off with a disclaimer. Are you under 18? You might wanna come back later. Next we dive head first into our show which is called Temptation which Ryo demanded we watch because of reasons. A teacher is sleeping with his students and black mail? How could we say no? We end things with the note of: Don’t be creepy. K thanks.

This is a new show and we want your feedback! Email me at or PM one of us to tell us what you think! How can we improve? Is there a new section you’d like us to add? Tell us your thoughts.


Intro: It Was A Very Lovely June by Hatsune Miku

Outro: Imitation from Nisemonogatari by Satoru Kosaki

Hentai: Temptation (Yuuwaku)

Ryo: Fakin’

Blonde: Yada yada