Anime Pulse

What is the least threatening/most pathetic enemy you've ever faced in a video game?
~Aki

Aki's pick: Ferdinand von Aegir from Fire Emblem: Three Houses



Millennium's pick: Blue/Gary Oak from Pokemon

Um the dick monster in Persona 5. Not Mara mind you, the bitch terrifying. But the mini boss in the first palace was a dick monster and it just made me laugh along with a little squicked out. Just Naaaah.

Hau from pokemon Sun & Moon. Just the most pathetic rival I could ask for. Dude basically chose to be the bottom bitch in our battle relationship, when he chose the weaker pokemon. Just no respect for a rival that can't even sneer in my direction.

Negative Man from Mother 3. A yellow rectangular creature that is always depressed. On most turns he only says nihilistic statements though he does sometimes attack but will only do a whole 1 damage.


Choice quotes:
"There's Just no way I can win..."
"Just get rid of me now..."
"I'm but a worthless protoplasm..."

Mine is actually a boss fight. Mysterio from Spider-Man 2 on PS2, Xbox, and GC.
Here's the "fight" in all its glory.
https://youtu.be/K1MZIU_feIk

Mine would have to be the rabbits in the eatersand desert from final fantasy 12 they cast shell then attack u for like 3 damage, still makes me laugh how much gaul those things had

I have to go with Magikarp. It can't do anything, it can't attack you, usually go down in one hit if you're lucky and if it doesn't you'll be fine anyway. Running into is mostly a waste of time.