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A man of imagination.

Episode 698: Spring 2021 Previews #1

This week on Anime Pulse we got recycling with the power of a burning finger, being possessed by the ancient spirit of a samurai, and the most cultured talk about fan service in anime ever. Up first Joseph is surrounding himself with Tharjas, and Andrew’s weather is hot and cold and then hot again. Afterwards there’s news of another strange theft, China gets it’s first new anime since 2007, and horrible women in a terrible anime wear sexy undergarments. Lastly the previews make a return as Joseph gets teased so hard he takes in a girl off the street, and Andrew allows the spirit of a samurai to possess him and battle football players.

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Episode 697: Last Crusade or The Rise of Top wo Nerae

This week on Anime Pulse we got card thieves, the most annoying characters in anime, and going topless to fight aliens. Up first IRL news sees Joseph reach Platinum rank in Magic the Gathering: Arena, and Andrew cooked up another amazing meal for his family. Afterwards the news only brings us two whole topics of discussion, as a man steals a million yen worth of trading cards and a plagiarizing anime gets canned. Lately the reviews show us out with Joseph using science to fight magic while falling in love with the enemy, and Andrew becomes a groupie for the pilot of an elite space alien fighting force.

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Cartoon Pulse: Episode One – The Cowardly Martians

It’s a brand new show! Joseph and Andrew have quit Anime reviews, and are moving to the West to tackle cartoons. In our inaugural episode we talk about our favorite Western cartoons, a scared dog, and Sponge Bob getting a little too spicy for 2021. Up first we delve straight into the reviews because that’s what you’re here for, as Joseph attempts to defend his home in the middle of nowhere and Andrew hangs out with some very ugly aliens. Afterwards the guys talk turkey about their offline lives, with Joseph gloating over his bs Magic the Gathering Arena wins and Andrew doesn’t have much to say. Lastly it is some news to sound us off and see us out the door, with Canada pointing the finger at an animated Bigfoot, some classics get brought to a little known platform, and a cupcake animated short straight from the bathrooms of bored animators.

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Episode 695: Sleepy Princess in the Abyss

This week on Anime Pulse we got tons of trading cards, Netflix being utterly droll, and descending deeper into the Abyss. Up first Joseph is excited for his trip to Flavor Town, and Andrew stuffs his face full of pocky and melon pan while watching cute girls doing cute things. Then the industry news rolls in with Japan tracking your every movement, a life size and possible Rei figurine, and how to avoid being canceled by a Japanese artist. Lastly the reviews sound us off as Joseph watches a cute girl doing demonic things, and Andrew take a dip in the Sea of Corpses.

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Episode 694: By the Grace of Retsuko

This week on Anime Pulse we got trips to the Emergency Room, edible cups, and angry pandas. Up first is the IRL news with Joseph feeling like death, and Andrew asking us for a little sympathy for some anime characters. Afterwards comes the industry news with two straight shots from Joseph, about a super expensive Rei figurine you can hug and munching on nutty cups. And lastly are the reviews as Joseph raises some slimes, and Andrew starts up an office job with a bunch of anthropomorphized animals.

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Episode 693: I’m Standing on a Manabi Straight!

This week on Anime Pulse we got too many medications, student council presidents, and cute girls doing future high school things. Up first Joseph feels like an old man after having his teeth pulled, and Andrew’s running his computer off a potato. Then in the industry news there’s talk of a second season of the Devil is a Part-Timer, a live action Hellsing, and crunchy rice burgers. And rounding things out are the reviews with Joseph standing on a waste of time, and Andrew tries to bring up the mood of a declining population by riding around on a future scooter.

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Episode 692: Is It Wrong To Try To Pick Up The Moon For You?

This week on Anime Pulse we got expensive mousepads, the worst characters arcs ever, and saving a loli monster because you must protect the cute. Up first IRL news has Joseph racking up the bill on the FGO wafer cards, and Andrew is ready to face Bowser’s Fury as a giant furry. Then in the industry news the topics come in with a spicy burger, an anime for Hatsune Miku, and a ridiculous amount of hate for a short and busty dragon. Lastly in the reviews Joseph delves deep into a dungeon to pickup a monster girl, and Andrew begins his dating experiences by marrying the first girl that saved his life.

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Episode 691: The God of School Idol Doukoukai

This week on Anime Pulse we got Sakura Cinnabons, Favorite Character Arcs, and Nico Nico Nii~ Up first Joseph has picked up Magic the Gathering again, and Andrew shows off his part-time devil manga. Afterwards industry news rolls in with free repairs for damaged figurines, a cute Good Smile video, and Crunchyroll pissing off our community with their awards show. And rounding us out are the reviews as Joseph watches the world burn as a bunch of high schoolers try to become god, and idol Andrew-Chan makes a comeback with his hit new single.

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Episode 690: Monster Girl of the Elite

This week on Anime Pulse we got incoming snow storms, China against anime, and performing surgery on a dragon girl. Up first IRL news has Joseph morning the loss of his head phones, and Andrew asks us about the worst official anime couples. Then in the industry news there’s a positive law being introduced to protect escalator riders, and China being super dumb and not checking the facts about an isekai anime. Finally in the reviews, which we have returned to, Joseph cures monster girls of cancer and Andrew studies his hardest to raise his high school ranking but just buys his grades when he fails.

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Episode 689: Winter 2021 Previews #4

This week on Anime Pulse we got tooth aches, fast food Japanese deer, and a return to a return by death. Up first IRL news gets Joseph to talk about his potential Wisdom Tooth removal, and Andrew dig into some chocolates to learn who we would like to give and receive some from. Then in industry news Joseph takes a seat at the timelines as Andrew warns us about a new corporation team-up, and feeding leftover veggies and sweets to deer is not cool bro. Lastly is the last preview only show where Joseph goes back to teaching some dumb quintuplets, Andrew has an argument with toilet paper, and the two of them bid a surprising farewell to a floating cat spirit.

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