After Dark 29: Street Meat

Hello dearest listeners. Despite Ryo’s mess up of an intro this is indeed after dark and the pervy duo are indeed back again to fill your ears with the sweet sounds of incestuous hentai and…big foot erotica??? Don’t listen to your stupid friends and come venture on into this episode of Anime Pulse After Dark! Continue reading “After Dark 29: Street Meat”

Manga Pulse 384: DevilDevilDevil Man

Something’s happened. We seem to have some sort of fever and lightheadedness. Accompanied by the smell of sulfur and an acrid smokey smell. No, Tim’s mother hasn’t appeared within a pentacle. We’ve caught the fever of Amon and he’s contagious. Continue reading “Manga Pulse 384: DevilDevilDevil Man”

VG Pulse 309: The Spyro Next Debacle

This week on VG Pulse, we have a full episode complete with tech fail and rants! We start out with side-notes of new jobs and dead malls, before we dive into the regular news where we discuss the Spyro: Reignited Trilogy disk debacle, as well as talk of the sales of the Nintendo Switch, the PS4, and the NES Classic edition! After the news we go over the forums, Millennium gives an update on No Mans Sky, and we finish off with talk of anime! All this and more up next on VGP 309! -Aki Continue reading “VG Pulse 309: The Spyro Next Debacle”

Episode 568: Summer 2018 Previews #2

As the second episode of Summer 2018 previews, Joseph and Andrew have plenty more anime to introduce. Before they get to that though, IRL news comes in with Joseph getting a raise and Andrew talking about your favorite killers in anime. Afterwards there’s the industry news with topics like proposing with Pokemon, a new Evangelion movie, and watching movies in a bathtub. And then the previews hit us with more disappointment for Joseph, and Andrew heading to the beach to play extreme beach volleyball.

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Episode 567: Summer 2018 Previews #1

This week on Anime Pulse, Joseph regales us with his loss of interest in Fire Emblem Heroes and Andrew quickly moves into the forum topic of favorite AMVs; Joseph shares his and so does Andrew. Afterwards the two get to news from the industry, with topics like a man who spent over $1000 on cardboard cutouts and old visual novels making their way to English fans after a successful kickstarter. Finally come the previews, as Joseph talks about gender reassignment and straight shota and Andrew brings up happy times in murder and psychological horror.

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Popcorn Pulse 88: Upgrade Death

We decided on doing something a little unorthodox for us. Instead of settling on a movie that Tim has to scour second hand or that Weltall has just happened to see we picked something in the theaters. And so we choose Upgrade[2018].

Or at least we would have jointly discussed it if Tim had bothered to go and see it. Sure he made some excuse about going on vacation in Tennessee as though they have yet to have received the gift of the motion picture in the south. It wasn’t helped by the fact that the movie was released on June 1st and has vanished from most theaters in just over two weeks. Apparently this movie is Hollywood’s awkward junior high phase and they want to bury it with all of those bad memories. A shame considering that it’s a much better movie than even the trailers make it out to be.

Michael Keaton has had quite an interesting career. Per request, Tim is talking about White Noise[2005]. It’s one of those films that takes a lesser known paranormal phenomenon and has no idea what to do with it. In it, the wife of Keaton dies and starts talking to him through EVP. This leads Keaton to finding a murderer who was also listening to the dead but they were telling him to kill for reasons that no one can even postulate.

Weltall then talks about Death Wish[2018]. One of the few newer movies that Tim has actually seen and was able to comment on. If only he was as prepared when it came to the movie we planned and agreed upon. It features a large measure of restraint from Eli Roth who didn’t turn it into an hour and a half of Bruce Willis practicing street surgery on those anyone within a mile radius of his wife’s death.

Manga Pulse 383: Yo Neverland

Another trip to the bookstore? Yes, we made it out one more time. Just in case anyone didn’t believe we take advice from out listeners. Not the parts about lighting ourselves on fire because we know that’s all in good humor. That and we did that once and it wasn’t nearly as exciting as you might assume. A pity we no longer have the video.

Tim reviews The Promised Neverland. From the cover, Tim assumed it was one of those slice of life mangas that make him search longingly for a hangnail to remove. It is about an orphanage where a whole herd of children live in a seemingly timeless era where no one has a computer. Except when they’re taking tests. There’s a twist to everything which earns it a Read It Now.

Weltall’s Neeko wa tsurai yo is a manga about what we can only call “millennials”. The obnoxious version of a vague generation propped up by clickbaiting articles desperate to milk a little ad revenue from hate-sharing. The main character, Niito, is educated and young but not working or doing anything. She’s boring and would be improved by being thrown face first into an emptied pool. For the crime of being so boring that we’d rather be practicing calligraphy it earns a Burn It.

After Dark 28: Stain Stick it to Me

Dearest listeners, we bring you a classic scenario this week. A guy bangs horny house wives instead of doing his job and also his boss is a widow. You know where this is going. We all do. Whip out that stain stick and get cleaned up for this episode of Anime Pulse After Dark! Continue reading “After Dark 28: Stain Stick it to Me”

Popcorn Pulse 87: Moose Knight

Part of one of those things we normally do during the show is take note of what exactly we are reviewing. This is so we can later write up these incredibly professional descriptions. Which we write as the mighty alphabet company told us we didn’t have enough original content to deserve ads. We still don’t have ads but we’ve made this a habit and we’re not stopping now.

So when Tim falls asleep on the job, claiming something about working or some other excuse like the bitch he is, we’re stuck staring at an episode description the same blank expanse of a sheet of paper daring a writer to be creative. It will come down to Weltall then having to comb through the episode and gambling whether or not he can find the titles of what we talked about without having to listen to the entire episode.

Dual review Cashback[2006]

Tim Welcome to Mooseport[2004]

Weltall Last Knight[2015]