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It’s not October but we’re missing Fall. This half-assed winter can go get bent over a barrel of lube behind the local Denny’s. Bring back the cool, crunchy leaf weather darn it! So in that spirit, or not really, we have some spooky themed movies. Starting with Dead Heat(1988).
Roger Mortis is a cop and a darn good one. He starts investigating some zombie jewel heist that took all the police in California to stop. When he and his partner get to a company that might be tied, Roger ends up dead. But then he gets reanimated and has twelve hours to hunt down the owners of the zombie manufacturing company.
Tim has The Killer Eye(1999). It’s about a killer eye form another dimension that entered via a homeless kid after getting experimental eye drops then looking into an experimental telescope. That well worn trod plot we all know and love. It’s all an excuse to have soft core boning and tentacle monster rape. Not a tentacle monster being raped, though that would be heck of an inversion.
Weltall then has the scariest movie of all, A Minecraft Movie[2025]. Jack Black is still employed(Aieeee!) and stars as Steve (Agghhhh!). He ends up in the Overworld for a number of years. Then a whole cast of characters joins him years later. They have to stop the Piglins from invading the real world because they heard Goldmember has a lot of gold.
