VG Pulse 247: Tangent Happy

This week on VG Pulse, we go on a tangent spree! We start off with sidenotes of Pokemon and anime, before diving into the main news where we talk about Valve trolling the masses, a new update to Mario Maker, and the future of TVs and gaming. After the news, Millennium and I finally review Super Mario Maker, and we finish off with talk of anime, food, and more Mario! All this and more up next on VGP 247! -Aki Continue reading “VG Pulse 247: Tangent Happy”

Script 2 Script 8: Space Marines or Something

Come live a new life in the off world colonies. You may want to pack your carry-on full of bug spray. Or ammunition. It turn out bugs don’t like being shot in the face with either. You’ll be living and working alongside our elite militarized extermination teams.

Help us colonize the formerly useless worlds that did nothing but host useless, non-human life forms previously. Earn your citizenship in style while building new homes. Be prepared to sweep up the chunks of those who were too cowardly to stay the course and keep to the plan. They didn’t believe in the ideals of the Federation hard enough. That or they were a bunch of civilians. You’re not a civilian are you?

No, you’re not. That’s why you’re going to put on you’re thickest soled boots and enlist today. The first one thousand families to sign up get fast tracked for pool access. Stop by your local recruiting office and you’ll get a free tote bag just for stopping by! Don’t make us beg, Rico.

Episode 474: The Sickly Show

I hope you’ve brought your medical facial masks, because Red and Ryo are both your patients for this weeks show. That’s right, your hosts are not feeling quite up-to-par as both of them are suffering from one type of illness or another; the show much go on though! As such, IRL news is full of how sick both Red and Ryo are; Ryo including the only bit of happy news which covered a drawing of hers getting some press. Afterwards Red talks about how Kirino from Oreimo is representing voters in Japan, and Ryo lists off the most popular cat names in Japan. And last but not least are reviews where Red covers a bad vampire anime, and Ryo attempts to keep herself entertained with a short anime about distraction.

Show Notes

Music

Intro – The Power of Love by Cyber Nation Network from Master of Mosquiton ’99
Outro – Kimi ni Matsuwaru Mystery by  Satomi Sato and Ai Kayano from Hyoka

Reviews

Master of Mosquiton ’99 – Netflix
Wikipedia

Tonari no Seki-kun – Netflix
Wikipedia

News

Oreimo Voting Campaign

Japanese Cat Names

VG Pulse 246: Where’s The Fair Use?

This week on VG Pulse, we’ve finally found Kas! We start out with side notes of awesome gifts, laptops exploding, anime movies, and guitar amplifiers! After the side notes we delve into the news, where we discuss #WTFU, the newest PT-inspired game, and Fallout 4 DLC! After the news, we decide to hold off on this weeks review, and instead finish off with talk of anime, Undertale, and Mario Maker! All this and more up next on VGP 246! -Aki Continue reading “VG Pulse 246: Where’s The Fair Use?”

Popcorn Pulse 48: Filthy Getaway

Contrary to popular belief, we don’t listen and have strong feelings about all current or recent musical acts in existence. As such, the only time we’d ever heard Selena Gomez was in tandem to Justin Bieber. Then we decided to watch Getaway[2013].

Someone involved in this movie decided that Selena, who has no name, screech like a macaw with its leg caught in a car door at Ethan Hawke for twenty minutes. This is in spite of the fact she learns right away that he’s just a pawn. But at least all the car crashes are practical effects and we get to see Jon Voight disgustingly eat olives. Continue reading “Popcorn Pulse 48: Filthy Getaway”

Episode 473: Valentines Day and Really Bad Anime

Rejoice and give thanks, your regularly scheduled anime review podcast has returned. This week, Red has an anime so bad that the power that be tried their best to stop him from speaking its name. Ryo on the other hand has something a little better, even if the main protagonist in the series is nameless. But before all of that we have IRL news, were Ryo visited her mother and Red bought some flowers for his mommy. Industry News, where Ryo talks about an owner who tried to steal from his own restaurant and Red covers a poll on ideal anime marriage partners. Then the reviews can happen, but not before!

Show Notes

Music

Intro – Zion o Mezase! by Tomoyuki Asakawa from The Candidate for Goddess
Outro – Lilium by Noma Kumiko from Elfen Lied

Reviews

The Candidate for Goddess – Burn It
Wikipedia

Interlude – Crackers
Wikipedia

News

Stealing From Yourself

Anime Marriage Partners

 

Manga Pulse 343: Trigger Café

What are the forums worth? Months and months of head to desk percussive maintenance. Several concussions later, we have somehow managed to get the forums up and working-ish. At the very least we can now send mass emails to groups again. In theory, we should be able to alert subscribers to live shows. That’s once we get all the subscribers added. For those of you playing at home, if you’re a subscriber, you should probably email the main show to get added again when Weltall can get to it. It’ll be faster than him doing it by combing through the payments. Continue reading “Manga Pulse 343: Trigger Café”

Popcorn Pulse 46: Now You See Dick

As we hadn’t time to get our hands on a copy of a film which was suggested, we had to go with a second choice. We jointly discuss Now You See Me[2013], featuring the teaming up of Jesse Eisenberg and Woody Harrelson once more.

It features a team of four magicians who get recruited into a super secret society of magic. They go on a string of illusions/heists while pursued by the Hulk during some of his down time. This would explain why he was too busy to aid Captain America during the events of Winter Soldier. Continue reading “Popcorn Pulse 46: Now You See Dick”

Popcorn Pulse 47: Sorceressuckit

We don’t often get recommendations that we can jointly review. Tim is more than willing to sit down to any abomination put to celluloid, preference given to anything that predates the turn of the millennium. Weltall is tolerant as long as it isn’t mind meltingly stupid and filmed on some liberal arts major’s iphone. So it was with no small amount of trepidation that we approached a recommendation from our most prolific source of emails

Sorceress(1982) is a budget sword and sandal flick. Not that there was any other kind of fantasy film before Peter Jackson demonstrated it was worth investing a few bucks into a fantasy and treat it with a certain amount of gravity. It was made in Mexico, presumably to skirt the guild fees and to stretch their budget dollar further. It features twins who posed in Playboy, back when people cared, a knockoff Gimli before Gimli was filmed and creepy goat man who bleats and runs off to presumably masturbate in the woods. Continue reading “Popcorn Pulse 47: Sorceressuckit”

Popcorn Pulse 45: Brosnan Blow

It’s the beginning of Winter here in the northern hemisphere. Naturally the snow on the ground and approaching jam packed holidays, pick your favorite, made us think of lawn care. Specifically an ode to the care and feeding of the greenery from the nineties, The Lawnmower Man(1992).

Would you believe that it stars a pre Bond Pierce Brosnan? It also shares a title with a Stephen King short story but was so different from his work that he sued to get his name removed from the film. We’re not experts but we’re pretty sure that’s how you get yourself written into a story where you’re wife is a demon who sucks your soul out via toothy blowjobs while secretly screwing all your friends. Continue reading “Popcorn Pulse 45: Brosnan Blow”