Popcorn Pulse 67: Inferstint Gyllenhaal

Let’s talk about everyone’s favorite smushable shower invaders, spiders. When they show up in literature, they’re often the sign of sneaky and crafty villains or antagonists. When they show up in our joint review, Enemy[2013], they’re mostly there to make it seem like there’s a deeper meaning to the movie.

It star Jake Gyllenhaal attempting to play a weak willed man who discovers there’s someone who looks just like him. They decide to meet and have sex as anyone would do with their doppelganger; or one of them decides to trick the other into swapping wives for an evening because he’s a pathetic horn-dog.

Weltall then talks about Inferno[2016]. It’s the third in the Robert Langdon movies starring Tom Hanks. The lord of interpretation of symbols wakes up in a hospital with amnesia. He gets recruited to help find someone with a world threatening plague using his ability to remember wikipedia entries. That’s right, when you need someone for bar trivia and don’t have enough bars to browse the internet surreptitiously, Robert Langdon will come to the rescue!

Tim then talks about Fatal Instinct(1993). A parody movie done in the style of Naked Gun. We say in the style because while it contains the ingredients of humor(sight gags, references to the movies they are parodying and people delivering jokes with a straight face) it fails to close the deal. It’s almost like an artificial intelligence that was built in the seventies using tape drives had deconstructed a Leslie Nielsen movie and churned out its own script.

Manga Pulse 362: Spider Girl

Can you believe that the Washington Monument has been finished for longer than television has been around? Also, only 1920’s kids will remember these mountains without the faces of US Presidents on them. Are we accomplishing our goal to feed your nostalgia and remind you of the inexorable passage of time?

Tim reviews a revisit of Kumo desu ga, nani ka? Our spider girl continues in her adventure deeper into the dungeon. She then gets attacked by a monkey which she kills. Tim approves, especially when this results in a horde of other monkeys attacking and getting killed. The manga continues to hold its Read it Now by keeping the tone light and the main character likable as she struggles.

Weltall’s manga this week is also based on a light novel, Accel World. It takes place in a world where the mental uplinks from Avatar have been invented and people mostly squander their potential to play shitty MMOs. Because if ever a manga features a video game, it must always be a never ending exercise with no overarching goal that will run until someone gets tired of it. Almost as a metaphor for the manga it’s featured in. It manages to snag a Crackers based on the characters.

VG Pulse E3 2017 Special

It’s that time of year again! E3 2017 is upon us! In this episode, Millennium, Kas, and I take the time to recap the press conferences of EA, Microsoft, Bethesda, and Devolver Digital, and give our thoughts and feelings on each studio’s presentations and announcements! All this and more up next on the VGP E3 Special, Part 1! -Akito
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Popcorn Pulse 66: Armed Wrath

There’s been a rather dirty word thrown around since Taken live up to its title and caught the imaginations of a wider audience, dadsploitation. Unfortunately, there are films that embody the zeitgeist of the word. Movies where clearly a studio is trying to cash in a trend and aiming it at what they believe to be the target audience of older men who fondle themselves to fantasies of saving a bus load of cheerleaders who fellate them for their efforts.

Thus we have I Am Wrath [2016] starring the Travolta and his amazing technicolor hair. Someone kills his wife because she’s crunched the numbers on water safety and now she knows too much. Luckily for the premise of the movie, Travolta is an ex special forces who has loads of training and hunts down her killer for some revenge but mostly for fun. Considering he seems to be having a lot of fun for a guy freshly made a widower.

Tim then talks about Armed and Dangerous(1986) staring Eugene Levey and John Candy. They play a couple of guys who get fired from their day jobs and end up working together as security guards. This causes them to stumble into a plot by the company to steal merchandise and rip off other employees. It’s best watched while reminding yourself that it’s still better than Candy’s last film, Wagon’s East.

Weltall then talks about Precious Cargo[2016]. It’s back in the same cash-in vein as I Am Wrath. This time it’s Bruce Willis grumping his way around a green screen. It’s a heist style movie and, would you believe it, there are betrayals of trust? Shocking, we know. Next we’ll tell you that there are action scenes in which Willis suffers only a torn sleeve and a mild grimace of disappointment.

After Dark 17: The Human F*ckapede

Hello, and welcome dear listeners. Blonde and Ryo are here to bring you another round hot and spicy hentai. Don’t let the title fool you, this week things are pretty tame. Also, as a side note, this episode was an absolute nightmare to edit due to several technical difficulties. If you notice inconsistencies or pieces of talking that don’t match up please forgive them because Ryo did the fucking best she could. Get ready to take a nice long bath after this episode of Anime Pulse: After Dark.  Continue reading “After Dark 17: The Human F*ckapede”

Episode 510: Overlord Euphonium

Round 1 of the Anime Pulse co-host selections have begun, our first participant is Adrien from Belgium. After introducing himself and giving us his life story till now, Joseph picks up IRL news and tells us about his opinions on Wonder Woman. Then is Industry news where we talk about the idol industry in Japan, and the financial problems that animators in the industry face. Ans last but not least are the reviews, Joseph having fun in the virtual world of Overlord and Adrien playing us a tune of Hibike! Euphonium.

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Episode 509: Jitsu wa Loneliest Number

Holy schmoly, these episodes go super fast with just one person! With Ryo gone, Red has decided to change some things. First up is his identity, followed by some really fast IRL news. Industry news brings us untrue rumors of Miyazaki retiring, as well as a warning about the foul-tasting sandwich served at the Tokyo Ghoul themed cafe. Then is probably the fastest review on Anime Pulse to date, as Red quickly covers the anime Jitsu wa Watashi wa.

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After Dark 16: Pounded by Politics

This episode has the word Sensei in it. Who could have picked it I wonder? Ryo and Blonde are here to bring you a different shade of sensei-filled goodness and at the time it couldn’t have been more relevant. Listen in and discover what’s in store in this episode of Anime Pulse After Dark.  Continue reading “After Dark 16: Pounded by Politics”

After Dark 15: Stank P*ssy of a Murderer Nurse

Ask and you shall receive, dear listeners. But considering this is the realm of hentai if you do not ask you may also receive. Blonde and Ryo certainly did not ask for this shit show of a hentai but boy did it keep on giving. Get in that gyno chair and spread your legs for another fun filled episode of Anime Pulse: After Dark. Continue reading “After Dark 15: Stank P*ssy of a Murderer Nurse”

VG Pulse 282: The Spicy One

This week on VG Pulse, it’s almost time for E3! We start off with the sad news of our cat Pepper(The Spice) being put down early Tuesday morning, before diving into the regular news where we discuss the uncertain future of IO Interactive, the continued adventures of the ninja janitors, and our thoughts on Far Cry 5! After the news we discuss our predictions for E3 2017 (and you can share your predictions too via the forum!!), before Millennium gives us his review of Forza Horizon 3: Hot Wheels Expansion! We finish off the show with talk of food, anime, Prey, and Outlast 2! All this and more up next on VGP 282! -Aki Continue reading “VG Pulse 282: The Spicy One”