Episode 658: Uchuu Patrol BURST

This week on Anime Pulse we got video games that look like anime, tasty not-doughnuts, and TRIGGER goes full TRIGGER while patrolling space. First up IRL news gets in with Joseph nearly losing his FGO account, and Andrew just wants to talk more about Fire Emblem: Three Houses. Afterwards industry sees topics like Cyberpunk 2077’s anime adaptation being announced, and Andrew is ready to meet his locomotive waifu in a newly announced VN. Lastly the reviews have Joseph talking about licking armpits and toe sucking, while Andrew patrols his school for illegal aliens in style.

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Episode 657: Science Fell in Love So All Routes Lead to Doom

This week on Anime Pulse we got anime on Pornhub, breaking smartphones, and overcoming your death flag by becoming the main heroine. Up first IRL news gets us started with Joseph upgrading his house and spending money, meanwhile Andrew is interested in knowing what reverse harem anime we would rate at the top. (Or have seen at all) Then in the industry news an amalgamation of Ash and Yugi sells condoms, and Andrew is psyched to tell us all about how Ero-Manga Sensei is doing really well. Lastly the reviews see us out with Joseph proving that love does not in fact exist, and Andrew gets the harem ending in an isekai to avoid death.

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Episode 656: Planet the Third

This week Anime Pulse talks about Norio Wakamoto, how long it takes to make anime these days, and car trouble. Up first the IRL news has Joseph worried that his car is going to cost him a pretty penny, and Andrew is asking us what your favorite off-brand names in anime are. Afterwards the industry news has a man arrested for selling “fake” cell phone cases, and the passing of a renowned composer. Lastly the reviews get Joseph stealing bitcoins from a deadpool, and Andrew fights teddy bear UFOs while fanboying over Wakamoto-san’s voice.

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Episode 655: Kamisama no Dekinai

This week Anime Pulse talks about Japan approving a dreaded Anti-Piracy law, top Shoujo anime, and the best girl wining. Up first IRL news gets Joseph talking about the new FGO event, and Andrew questions our manliness in his community topic for the week. Afterwards come the industry news with ufotable dodging taxes, a scary revisit to KyoAni-like threats, and a brand spanking new Ghibli film is on the way. Let’s hope it’s better than the last. Lastly the reviews see us out with Joseph switching his bet for best girl, and Andrew (not) solving crimes with a (not) NEET.

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Episode 654: Mairimashita! HEAd

A very late arrest, chaotic anime, and pizza. These topics and more are on this weeks episode of Anime Pulse. Up first IRL news gets Joseph playing gravedigger for some robin eggs, and Andrew makes us all hungry for some delicious, hot, cheesy, pizza. Then industry news rolls on through with Japan lifting their lockdown, and that arsonist behind the burning of Kyoto Animation gets put in cuffs at last. Lastly reviews have Joseph going back to school with some demons, and Andrew reveals an anime that shares the same universe as Steins;Gate.

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Episode 653: Uma Musume Pride

Pirates live to steal another day, social drinking, and horse girls. Up first is the IRL news were Joseph is sipping tiki mai tai while relaxing at home, and Andrew is also sipping on some beverage of choice while asking a pretty hard hitting question. Afterwards the guys switch places and make an Andrew sandwich in the industry news, as Joseph sheds a tear for his paper childhood and Andrew suits up in his new Sardine Mech. Finally the reviews wrap things up with Joseph setting fire to a white fedora, while Andrew hops aboard a horse girl who is not a centaur.

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Episode 652: Full Metal Kemono Michi

Delayed food shows, suplexing princesses, and Aniplex being sorry but not sorry. These topics and more can be found in this weeks episode of Anime Pulse. Up first is IRL news as Joseph reveals how wearing his Hollow Ichigo mask in public went, and Andrew once again asks a question he can’t really answer; this time about your favorite elves. Then the industry news gets at us with Aniplex apologizing for the COVID-19 translation BS, and Shokugeki no Soma’s 3rd episode is delayed till June. Lastly the reviews take us out with Joseph booing a bad hero out of the wrestling ring, and Andrew climbs into a mech to fight a terrorist organization.

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Episode 651: Oresuki Friends

Keep washing those hands and covering that face, and look forward to the end when we can all breath normally again. Meanwhile let’s all sit back and relax with some warm Anime Pulse, serving up a heaping helping of news and reviews. Up first is the IRL news with Joseph completing his PC build, and Andrew cross examining our answers from last week with the top worst villains list. Then comes industry news shaking its head at Funimation and YouTube saying no to free anime, because censored boobies. And lastly are the reviews where Joseph fights bench-kun and blackmail, and Andrew goes on a safari with some furries.

Show Notes

Music

Intro – “Japanese Style Trap Beat” by Annex from Royalty Free Anime Music


Outro“Neko Mimi Mode by Dimitri from Paris from Tsukuyomi: Moon Phase

Reviews

OreSuki – Netflix
Wikipedia

Kemono Friends– Netflix
MAL

News

How to Not Summon a Demon Lord Pulled from YouTube

Make Yourself into an Anime Character

Funimation Still Being Shit Even During COVID

Episode 650: SSSS.Yuusha

Well the previews might be over, but the shelter in place remains. That’s right we’re back to reviews this week, as Joseph and Andrew give you some ideas what to watch while you’re stuck at home. First up IRL news has Josep trashing the main storyline of Borderlands 3, and Andrew questions who the worse anime protagonists are. Then in industry news we see the completion of the demon on KyoAni’s studio, a new North Korean spawned meme, and COVIDs reach extending beyond its anticipated length. And finally come the reviews as Joseph carefully takes his time in killing a slime, and Andrew becomes a giant hero with come thicc things.

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Episode 649: Spring 2020 Previews #3

It’s the final episode of previews for this spring 2020 season, but that doesn’t mean the guys will leave you with some cold leftovers. We got IRL news in first with Joseph getting ready to start his PC build for real, and Andrew is interested in learning when and where you watch your anime. He totally is not selling this information to an analytical algorithm in exchange for bitcoins. Afterwards the industry news has YouTube playing the Eva Rebuild movies for free, Funimation being shit again, and Japan suspending EMS services to the US. And lastly the previews this week gets Joseph to transforms into a mascot character while trying to get a girl to confess to him, and Andrew transforms into a furry to drive a car across America.

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