Manga Pulse 469: Long Long Title

Hey you. Yeah you! What do you think you’re doing sitting there? Shouldn’t you be getting your ears prepared to receive the glorious reviews? You wouldn’t want the Ministry of Manga to find out you weren’t ready to receive the sacred words when they are dispensed. You might get sentenced to work in the mines next to Stu Levy.

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Manga Pulse 468: Bully Days

Thank you for shopping at Manga Pulse, did you find everything okay? Do you have a phone number of email registered with us to get updates on the latest manga review? No? It only takes a few seconds and is totally free. Okay, did you happen to bring your own bags? Well then I’m afraid you’re going to have to put up with our dual reviews as a charge for taking the disposable plastic bags we clearly bought from Costco.

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Manga Pulse 467: Madk Songk

What’s better than having a flat tire? Well, yes, not having a flat tire. How about two flat tires? That way you can replace both and not feel like you’re simply wasting a tire. You see, are recommended to be kept as a pair. So if you have one damaged you should replace the other as a new one would be slightly worn over the old one. This is hard on differentials and can cause damage over time. Now that we’ve explained the none joke, we’ll introduce our manga.

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Popcorn Pulse 171: Potter Potion

What happens when you don’t pick a film until the last minute? Wild guesses and titles are thrown out. It’s like a bingo night where everyone’s deaf, the caller is reading from the phone book, and no one is a winner. That’s how we end up with movie picks like Love Potion No 9(1992).

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Manga Pulse 466: Keanu Effect

What time is it? Manga time. Not just any manga but dos, dos dos manga! Which you should really be expecting now. Unless you’re one of those weirdos who’s tuning in for the very first time. We’re not saying you’re unwelcome but we’ve got our eyes on you. One from each of us. The other is busy watching the souffle.

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Popcorn Pulse 170: King’s Ghost

Wake up weaboos, we got a Japanese movie for you to enjoy. It’s what happens when a director who’s strictly worked in Japan makes a foray into the west. Of course he grabs Nic Cage to star as an outlaw. This requires he wear a full leather jumpsuit with bombs near his balls, arms and neck. This is all very important to the plot, so we are told.

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Manga Pulse 465: Servant Seduction

Double double, review some trouble. Pickup two manga and prepare for scrungle. This is why you invest in a good rhyming dictionary and don’t rely on some weird website that’s user generated and maintained. Because then the porn bots get in there and muddle it all up with gibberish.

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