Category: Popcorn Pulse

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Popcorn Pulse 14: Super Foods

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There are movies which, through wonderful accident of providence, are so bad they remain locked in a vault. These abominations presumably remain in the same warehouse along with the Ark of the Covenant and Harrison Ford’s motivation. Until the dark day some ignorant buffoon steals what they believe to be a treasure and unleash it upon the world.

This is how we ended up with Foodfight! on home video. Voice acted by a stable of people that haven’t been relevant since Saddam Hussein was looking for a spider hole, this movie offers Tim and Weltall everything. Watch as Charlie Sheen does an awful Bogart impression and flirts dangerously with an under age girl. Listen as Hilary Duff delivers her lines with the gusto of a McDonald’s patron requesting a combo. Thrill as the CGI makes the puppets of the original Thunderbirds look natural and flawless. Continue reading “Popcorn Pulse 14: Super Foods”

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Popcorn Pulse 13: Outragous Science

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We discuss an evil corporations Latin cousin, then we invite you to follow us through our adventure of My Science Project. Back in middle school I did a science project about the effects of different color lights on plant growth. I even used a black light which made the damn thing grow like crazy. Oh and the movie was bad.

The Enchanter decides to break our non rules and talk about something you have probably already seen. It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. I have nothing funny or witty to say about this. Just listen to him blab about it.

Weltall is Outraged. Mostly because he can’t seem to describe anything in this movie well enough not to sound like a lunatic. Continue reading “Popcorn Pulse 13: Outragous Science”

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Popcorn Pulse 11: Dinosaur City

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In his faux buttered episode of Popcorn Pulse Tim and Weltall fall through a wormhole and are assailed by everything bad about the early nineties. Clothes that everyone would be embarrassed to find in their closet? Check. Negligent parents? Double check. The sadest whitest rapping every shoehorned into the end credits of a movie? Check, check, check. Continue reading “Popcorn Pulse 11: Dinosaur City”

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Popcorn Pulse 10: Frozen Skin

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In this great episode we discuss The Frozen Ground. Well first we go off on directors using cell phones instead of real cameras. Then the Enchanter shows Weltall the new Green Goblin annndddd… Wow. Eventually we get to the movie and discover the Enchanters true feelings of “true story” detective movies.
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Popcorn Pulse 7: Liberty Shocked

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Wesley Snipes. That is our celebrity summon for this episode. Please join us in the forums and talk about him. If you don’t know the celebrity summon was born last episode. This episode is it’s infancy. It starts to grow; soon it will be a child and we (hopefully with the help of our listeners) will form what it will be in it’s prime.

Also we discuss some movies.
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